*Insert poetic irony here*

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.