Currently trying to nation-build the 'lings

I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.

Questionable at Best? Probably.

"It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing." - Lemony Snicket