I didn't really think that a potato bomb could work, but it did.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)
Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!