Hey guys, this ought to be a short one, so I won't bother section breaking it.

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Finally hit the big six digits! That's exciting, so I decided to remind everyone I'm still alive even though I posted a story only two or so weeks ago. I've got a lot of words I feel like throwing around right now about all sorts of things. It varies in importance, so I'll leave it up to you on which one you'd like to pay more attention to. Either way I'm going to clutter your feed with it.

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I assume most of you who care by now have an idea of how Rainbow Rocks is going to be for you. Some of you hate it, and some of you can't wait. Or maybe everyone hates it. I feel like the general consensus is something like this:

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[8:58:31 PM] The Story Mark: I think you know how you use a jar of pickles
[8:58:40 PM] Holy: I think I do too
[8:58:44 PM] Holy: And I don't like it
[8:59:16 PM] The Story Mark: Is it better than paying $200 though?
[8:59:23 PM] Holy: Wait
[8:59:30 PM] Holy: Who has to use the jar of pickles?
[8:59:32 PM] SpiarmfJunior [Meaty]: Yeah, pickles are gross
[8:59:39 PM] The Story Mark: Probably you
[8:59:43 PM] Holy: Can I get someone else to do it?

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So I finally got my hands on the beautiful disaster that is the pixel vixens mlp porno. I know this came out forever ago, but you know me, I take an eternity to do anything.

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As you all probably know, the new Equestria Girls movie is coming out in a little over a month. Love it or hate it, this ship is about to set sail and with it the usual influx of fandom activity. Personally, I can't wait. New songs? New characters? More content? As cringe worthy as some people might think it is, I still get excited every time I see a new short come up, or a new drawing of one of the upcoming villains.

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Hello dear friends, followers, and lurkers. The time has come and Only the Daring has finally been completed. If you haven't read it yet, then go read it. This post is probably going to have some spoilers in it, and I'd rather not ruin my hard work just because you're getting a little antsy. Plus, (I think) it's one of my best stories, and if you like my stuff you should at least try it out.

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That is right folks! After--what was it?--two months of no content, I finally decided to get something out. And if any of you have been paying extremely close attention to my newest stories, you'll see that it is quite a beast. Yes sir, 30k words and it's not even done. It's quite the adventure. I will talk about that story and the state of things after the break, don't you worry.

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