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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Jul
31st
2022

Homophobic Encounter · 5:59pm Jul 31st, 2022

Sorry, if this comes across as a little bit of a rant. I had a few beers. I was drinking some beers with some guys (one of them was my good friend) others were I never really met. I made small talk, talking about video games and stuff. Out of nowhere at some point, one guy came up to me and said "Are you gay"?

I replied with "If I was gay, I could destroy your entire life."

His reply. "You are f***ing day. You been talking gay all day."

My reply"I am not gay for you."

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Jul
11th
2022

The best moment in all of Star Wars · 3:49pm Jul 11th, 2022

You can hear the spark of the light side there. Just for a moment. Despite how far he had fallen.

"It is too late for me, son."

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Jul
7th
2022

Defending the rights of the inferior · 7:53pm Jul 7th, 2022

A drunk blog, forgive me. Some MLP FIM Fans made some truly disgusting stories. Like Friendship is Optimal/The Conversion Bureau. I don't care if humanity is inferior, we still have a right to exist. A bunch of high elf imperials impose human life does not matter. I don't care if humans are mortal or whatever, this is quite frankly disgusting.

Can we have more LOTR High Elf stories? I want to hug Princess Celestia and not see me as meat to be harvested. And even human babies with a pony.

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Jun
15th
2022

I got Grammarly premium · 8:11pm Jun 15th, 2022

So... my awful stories may get slightly better. It helped me quite a lot with my new story Horse Talk.

In other news. How are you my followers?

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Apr
2nd
2022

Booping · 2:47pm Apr 2nd, 2022

I think you should never let a pony boop you.

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Mar
21st
2022

Futurama's Third Return · 8:16am Mar 21st, 2022

So what are your thoughts on this? I have mixed feelings. The second return of Futurama had some good episodes. But also really awful ones like the Futurama Holiday Spectacular. I dare say it's the worst Futurama episode ever. Like what the hell were they thinking?

Third time's the charm, I guess. Let's hope it lasts more than two years this time. On a side note, I am working on a new MLP FIM/Futurama crossover.

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Mar
7th
2022

Clockwork2003 needs help. Has cancer. · 3:38pm Mar 7th, 2022

A fellow Brony Clockwork2003 has hit hard times. They have cancer. They requested I make a blogpost. Naturally, I could not turn down their request. One day, I could be sick or something, so at the very least I should help them.

Link to their blog for more info: Clockwork2003 blog.

Mar
4th
2022

Who is favorite pony of the mane six? · 5:43pm Mar 4th, 2022

For me personally, it has to be Twilight Sparkle. She melted my cold, bitter, cynical heart. And made me less of a nihilistic jerk. But what about you? A close second would be Pinkie Pie.

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Feb
24th
2022

Assuming Rainbow Dash to be gay? · 8:54am Feb 24th, 2022

Just one thing, you can have your Rainbow Dash in your story whatever sexuality you want. All stories are alternate universes in a way. I even like lesbian Rainbow Dash. So, this is not a homophobic rant.

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Feb
14th
2022

Throwing Anon into MLP FIM Episodes · 6:30am Feb 14th, 2022

You may have noticed recently I been tossing Anon into some episodes (stories in my case) from the series. (for example, my story Lesson Zero Suggestion) I plan to do one with Winter Wrap Up. Where you (Anon/human/second person) are in it. Let me know if you have any thoughts or ideas. (PM me if necessarily) Ideas like what other episodes could use my Anon?

A potential new story.

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