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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 172 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 25 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Feb
14th
2022

Throwing Anon into MLP FIM Episodes · 6:30am Feb 14th, 2022

You may have noticed recently I been tossing Anon into some episodes (stories in my case) from the series. (for example, my story Lesson Zero Suggestion) I plan to do one with Winter Wrap Up. Where you (Anon/human/second person) are in it. Let me know if you have any thoughts or ideas. (PM me if necessarily) Ideas like what other episodes could use my Anon?

A potential new story.

Description: At the behest of Twilight Sparkle, you reluctantly do your part for Winter Wrap Up. But as a mere human, the challenge may be significant.

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Comments ( 12 )

You know what would be hilarious? If Anon has to solve the issue in "A royal problem" instead of Starlight

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And have him hate to do? He just wants to go home and chill?

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Yeah, meanwhile the sisters keep fighting with each other over who gets to spend the most time with him

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Romantic drama.

Only for Anon to say "I like Rainbow Dash. She's thin, athletic--"

They both scream at him in rage, flaring up their horns magic.

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Lol yeah something like that

sykko #6 · Feb 14th, 2022 · · 1 ·

The winter wrap-episode would be hilarious. He keeps having mishaps, like when he helps Pinkie carve up the ice on the lake/pond/whatever, and falls through the ice, getting chilled to the bone. When he helps Fluttershy wake up the animals, he wakes up some gater snakes that are feeling cantankerous and a couple bites him and he freaks out thinking he's been poisoned. When he tries to help Rainbow Dash guide the birds in, he gets attacked by a flock of geese. When he helps Rarity make bird's nests, somehow he winds up getting his fingers tied together with the ribbons. When he helps Applejack clear the snow, not only can he not move the plow, but he winds up face-planting in the snow and almost gets run over by the plow that Twilight animated with magic. He finds out that the humans' special talent in Equestria is quickly making strong booze. When the Mane 6 at the end of the day get good and liquored up and horny, they start to have a 7-way with Anon who winds up passing out because he was too drunk.

Bendy #7 · Feb 14th, 2022 · · 1 ·

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Sounds like a good plan. I'll consider some of your ideas.

I feel like Anon should be in some of the more shallow episodes, Have him slug Gilda in the face for her many sins till she wises up and and starts explain how bad it is in Griffonstone, beat the ever living crap out of the Diamond Dogs for forcing Rarity into slavery, and other wise beat the ever living stuffing until folk stop doing dumb shit.

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Another good idea would have him stand up for Twilight during part 1 of A Canterlot Wedding. He believes her about Cadence being evil. (later shown to be Queen Chrysalis) Since Anon is romantic interested in Twilight.

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The number of plots you can set on fire by adding an angry human to them is frankly astonishing.

Don’t forget, he needs to woo the mares unintentionally.

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Of course. But it depends sometimes.

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