Life’s a bitch and then you die.
Bury you in a big dirt ditch.
Once you’re gone, it’s over, it’s done,
And once again, Death has won.

But Life ain’t fair, 
And it ain’t ever be fair.
If it were fair?
Everything would be unfair.

Paradoxes; gotta love ‘em.
But Life, unfortunately, weaves all of ‘em.
Eh, no matter, no harm, no foul,
No end or beginning, no drying the towel.

Lemon juice rains from the Crimson Sky,

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She stares back at my soul, like fog upon the glass;
Present but absent,
Lasting yet fleeting.
I reach out to touch her.

She touches my hand, cold and smooth,
Following my every movement;
And we smile.
We are one in the same;

But the fog grows, smearing her image.
We search for each other,
But she is gone behind
The vaporous curtain.

We rub our hands together,
Clearing the fog momentarily
Before we lose sight once more.

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I found a grimdark gorefic that was surprisingly well written. There's a lot of gore though and I'm thoroughly terrified. But it is amazing in its description.

https://mlppasta.fandom.com/wiki/Cherilee%27s_Garden

Or should i say, Hearts and Hooves Day?

ELove is The Greatest Force in Equestria

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

Cadance will make sure of that.

• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Applejack
• Rarity
• Cadance

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if you need me, just holler, i'll see it in 3-4 business days

I was trying to call an android a "who" and Grammarly said it's a "what"

JUSTICE FOR ANDROIDS
ANDROIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO

Dude
Read it
I worked so hard (6 hours straight)
Shameless repromotion:

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humanity was meant to be born, breed, and die, just like every other animal on this planet, and yet curiosity and greed drove us to society and now we're all trapped in an endless cycle of school and work and sleep to eventually end to a meaningless death where inevitably we're all forgotten and lost to time...

life has no meaning

May I present to you:

QUANTUM PERSPECTIVE.

Quantum perspective is defined as a delusion pertaining to the existence of objects, places, people, and emotions as unpredictable until experienced.

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I was asking their Clyde bot how to add him to my personal server, and the next thing I know, I'm banned until 15:21 tomorrow. WTF? I didn't violate any Community Guidelines, I didn't violate the ToS, wtf??? Why tf would it do that?? Omfg...

EDIT: After looking at my email, it turns out I apparently was automating a user account? All I did was ask the same question TWICE. TWICE. WTAF. Fucking hell, I hate Clyde, he can go fuck himself. That damn bot has no fucking limits.