So this is my Discord origin story. Hate it, love it. Whatever works for you.
Total time: About 2 hours

Sorry for the slapstick in the title. Obvious jokes tend to be obvious, and even after writing it, it made me facehoof. Just ignore it, as I can't really think of a better title. Also, I'm probably not going to continue this. You can pursue the idea if you want to.

WARNING! WARNING!
This was written under the influence of Pepsi and Bowling for Soup! Read at your own risk!

So, all of you have heard about that certain DeviantArt user and that certain item he sold? I mean, I'm guessing he's a he...Who else would make something like that? And so I thought a bit, and threw something together. Here you go.