Any particular requests to commemorate? I've got works on the way but if people want specifics...

lol it's gonna be my most-downvoted story ever and not one will say why. Shipping in fanfiction is serious business, y'all.

I'm fucking old.

Birthday's today. At some point they started being less joyful and... well, more a reminder of impending mortality. Just another stepping stone to the grave.

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How in the unholy fuck did I only start this up a year ago??

Sweet, candy-ass shitbiscuits, it feels like an eon ago. And it's been a whole helluva lot of work, too. Let's take a look at how things have gone since I started this racket (before 2020's nonsense got real):

• 17 Published Stories
• 272,243 Words
• 1,144 Likes versus 161 Dislikes
• Average Rating: 87.6%
• 18,047 Individual Views
• 279 Comments (AKA ones that aren't mine)

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Title pretty much says it. I'm back on the grindstone again, so expect some updates in the next week or two, as well as a new story- more or less the same style I've been doing for a while now.

HOWEVER... I only have so many ideas of my own. Would always appreciate a new suggestion worthy of taking on.

Some other remarks:

1. This will get a sequel.

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The anticipated day has arrived: 2020 is swiftly becoming no more. For some reason, everyone somehow now thinks the world will now suddenly be drastically improved. Positive thinking fun, but some thoughts come to mind:

1. Every year has bad things happen in it. 2021 will have plenty of bad things happen. Accept it before it even happens.

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Didn't think I'd ever get that many- honestly started this whole thing up for my own satisfaction to spew my nonsense.

Will I continue to be a massive man-whore? Oh, most definitely. Will I create more crack-ships to fuel my idiocy? Damn right.

Keep giving suggestions, keep checking in. Cheers, my fellow perverts. This one's for you.

Enjoy it, y'all. Get stuffed. Get drunk. Nap like it's your damn job, enjoy watching god-awful football teams suck at their job.

If you're alone instead, well, I raise my glass to you. Don't let it eat at you.

Enjoy the day, tell Black Friday to fuck itself, always taking suggestions.

You want something Christmas-themed next month?

Well the big one's done. I've got a couple of ideas for some one-shots. Nothing huge.

So that means most of my time here is blank. And I'm open to suggestions from the floor. We've got a couple crack-ships, one lighter and one heavy. One long-term item. As to where from here...

Well, what do y'all want to see?

- More one-shots?
- Something long-term?
- Sequel? I might have an idea for one if I sit on it.

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Title says it all. Did some work, but will still take my sweet fat time. Know what I want, just not really how to achieve it and be satisfied with the outcome. That. and I have other obligations to other work that needs to get fulfilled. This is low on the totem pole in comparison, so it gets less attention.

Each chapter update will be slow from now on. So you're aware beforehand.