So, obviously, Equestria Girls is meant for a family audience. But if there's one thing those of us on this site enjoy, it's makin' them ponies and people swear like sailors on shore leave in our fics.

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So, around about the end of Season Six, when the latest Civil War of the Fandom was over the inclusion of Starlight Glimmer as a recurring cast member, I wrote this essay attempting to explain why, at that time, I didn't like her all that much in a calm, reasonable way.

Well, we all know what calm and reasonable gets us around here, don't we?

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Continuing our look at bizarre modern fandom behavior, there's been this ridiculous obsession with details running amok of late. One of the more egregious examples I came across recently was in EQDs comment section (which some might say shows a complete lack of judgment on my part. These people are correct more often than not.)

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"THE MOVIE WAS CANON??!!!"

What made you think it WOULDN'T be?!

Jesus Christ, sometime this fandom pisses me off. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it didn't happen, no matter how much you may hope otherwise.

Hey kids!

Do you like MLP? Do you have a healthy disrespect and a sense of humor about it? Do you enjoy seeing story ideas that push the bounds of sanity, common sense, and good taste? Do you like the Twitters?

The follow my new parody account "Rejected MLP Pitches." See what sort of twisted ideas for both Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls spawn from the darkest recesses of my brain. It's a bad idea of an account filled with nothing but worse ideas!

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Oh, fans. Fans, fans, fans.

So ready to offer their opinion on the plausibility or implausibility of the various elements of something they love. And in the case of our favorite pony-turned-human who lives in the suburbs populated by an amazing rainbow colored spectrum of people, one of the first things they latch onto in the plausibility train is the living conditions of our now main character.

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Here we go, last one featuring everyone's favorite nerd.

Twilight Sparkle

Age: 16-17

Sexual Orientation: Sorry, SunLight shippers but as far as I'm concerned, Twilight's straight. Although she could easily be confused for being asexual as sex and attraction really isn't at the forefront of her mind most of the time. Unless Timbr Spruce is in the room, then she gets very interested... and her IQ drops about 90 points.

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