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Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

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    Hi guys,

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    Reoganization under way.

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  • 140 weeks
    Once more with feeling...

    So, yeah, I need some financial help again. This time, however, it isn't quite as dire. I just came up short on money for my rent and a couple of bills that get automatically deducted from my bank account. I'm already halfway to my goal, so if any of you could help push it over the top, that woul dbe great. Any amount helps. Thanks.

    Thank you!

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Mar
7th
2018

Equestrian Girls Headcanon Nonsense: Twilight Sparkle · 9:20pm Mar 7th, 2018

Here we go, last one featuring everyone's favorite nerd.

Twilight Sparkle

Age: 16-17

Sexual Orientation: Sorry, SunLight shippers but as far as I'm concerned, Twilight's straight. Although she could easily be confused for being asexual as sex and attraction really isn't at the forefront of her mind most of the time. Unless Timbr Spruce is in the room, then she gets very interested... and her IQ drops about 90 points.

Vehicle: Twilight doesn't have a car (although she is trying to figure out how to make existing electric vehicles more efficient), but as seen in the "Overpowered" short, she has a bike she uses to get around, and she gets rides from her friends or uses the bus to get around for longer trips.

Income: Twilight has a part time job at the mall's electronics store, but she also has a sideline in tutoring other students at Canterlot High... and Canterlot University... and occasionally proofreading the papers certain professors at Canterlot University are thinking of submitting for publication.

Music: Before coming to Canterlot High, Twilight's tastes were strictly confined to classical. After hanging around her friends for a while now, she's gotten into a little bit of everything, although she prefers a lot of electronic music over some of the other genres. Twilight's heavy into synthwave.

Entertainment: Usually a good book. Twilight likes movies and TV, but isn't hardcore into most of them, outside of the Daring Do franchise. While Sunset has tried to get her into video games, Twilight's found she prefers watching to playing. On the guilty pleasure front, Twilight has found herself becoming addicted to some of the trashy teen TV dramas that Rarity enjoys so much.

Other: Twilight writes fan fiction. A lot of fan fiction. Like she has three portable hard drives full of fan fiction. Mostly Daring Do related, but there's a few other things she had a passing interest in. One of these hard drives is full of nothing but smut. Well written smut, but smut nonetheless. She'll die before she lets anyone, even her friends, know the smut exists.

And that concludes the Mane 7! Anyone else you want head canon nonsense about? Let me know.

Comments ( 2 )

You should do the Shadowbolts next.

What about Wallflower Blush? I just recently got around to watching Forgotten Friendship. ^_^

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