Just random bullet points about the fic I published today; nothing profound. SPOILERS beneath the cut:

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I've got an idea for the First Time February contest; hoping to finish in time.

Anticipated tags: Mature, Sex, Dark, Drama, Porn, Terramar, Skystar.

[Dark] and [Drama] and both guaranteed to cut one's views in half, to one-quarter in combination, but the muse punched me in the face with this one and I must do as I'm told.

Continuing my double-twincest story...

Flitter is neat,
Cloudchaser is messy,
It doesn't matter in bed,
Because their rumps are both soft and fleshy.

Flitter has a bow on her head,
Cloudchaser is disheveled,
It doesn't matter in bed,
Because they will leave you exhausted and leveled.

There once were two twins from Ponyville,
Their sexual needs they could not fulfill,

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I'm working on a twincest story...

And I can't keep these two straight in my head. This is the best I can come up with; can you do better?

Aloe is pink,
Lotus is blue,
Confuse them in bed,
And you'll be blue, too.

Okay, how small is Pipp?

Pipp is so small, the Cocksumer Products Safety Commission recalled her line of actual-size fleshlights after the third Pippsqueak got stuck.

Alternate title: Combinatorics of G5 clop

In a Discord yesterday, I got to wondering how many times each G5 character fucks each other G5 character. So I did some analyses. First up, I searched "#mlp-g5 #mature #sex" and got 59 stories. Because stories aren't reliably tagged, and the G5 tag appeared after stories began, it's likely I missed a few.

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Working on two projects, neither will be done soon. One will be my very late idea for the Wincest No Shame November contest, featuring Aloe, Lotus, Cloudchaser, Flitter, and a rather gobsmacked Shining Armor.

The other will be a human x pony story featuring Soarin on Earth.

I've also thought of a possible story idea for big!Twilight to snu-snu Terramar into the hospital, but I'm not sure if it'll work until I try to write it.

I suppose by now everyone has seen a breathless conspiracy loon on Facebook/Twitter/Discord/wherever post "Oh my god DELTA OMICRON is an anagram for MEDIA CONTROL."

As should be obvious, so is EROTIC ALMOND and LACED IN MOTOR and OLD MAN EROTIC and LOCATE NIMROD and CLIMATE DONOR.

I have those at hand because, in a Discord, we laughed at the conspiracy loons and started using an anagram generator for find story prompts.

And, boy howdy, did I find one that is right up my alley:

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I just had a demented idea for a Wincest November contest entry, but with three days left, I'll never make it. Well, I can still write it anyway.

I will still write it anyway.

I wish I'd had this idea two weeks ago, though.