Pipp is so small...

Okay, how small is Pipp?

Pipp is so small, the Cocksumer Products Safety Commission recalled her line of actual-size fleshlights after the third Pippsqueak got stuck.

Comments

[Samey90]

Those who didn't get stuck were probably too young to buy it anyway (Zephyr Heights lawyers count their profits to this day).

[MasaStormyPonez]

Oof!

[Isseus]

Funny story: In Finland and Sweden, a young boy's penis is called "pippel". It makes me giggel every time I see the name Pipp

Yes, Giggel is another word for said genital, just for older boys/men.

[MasaStormyPonez]

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You don't even know how many "Pipp(eli)" jokes I've heard from my mutuals.

It's also kinda ironic Pipp's name was changed to Ruby in France for "Pipp" being sexual slang, while they have a name "Pilou", which is pronounced almost the same as "pillu" which is slang word for female genitalia in Finland. You'll never get away with these!

[Isseus]

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Conclusion: Us Finns are pervs.

[MasaStormyPonez]

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It’s too cold and dark outside, we don’t have much life out there.

[Herald of Opera]

And these are internet simps, so imagine how tiny their dicks are.

[AtomicClop]

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Oof size: Large.