But I feel like Smolder would've written this lmao

And like... Ocellus doing the adlibs like-

Smolder: BITCH, I'LL STEAL YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(BITCH!)

Yeah, so, this probably didn’t need this big of an announcement, but- I’m cancelling this story right here. I might try and reshape the idea and stuff into a different fic as a different story, but even I realize how bad it is.

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So, we all know tomorrow's Valentine's day.(and we're just gonna ignore the fact that I'm posting this to distract you from the fact that I'm too lazy to finish this fic by then)

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Twilight: So, I have you six here because--

Ocellus: Can we not right now? This is cutting into my cardio time.

Gallus: No one cares about how healthy you are.

Ocellus: I can change the world one salad at a time.

But is it weird to say I have an irrational fear(idk if I'm using this phrase right, I just wanted to use it lol) of talking to someone on this site, adding a pony emoticon and picking the wrong one?

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Follower: *reading stashed Ocelbar stuff*

Me, standing behind them: So, I caught you reading Ocelbar stuff yesterday!

Follower: *gasps* N-Nitro! I-It's not what you think!

Me: I won't hesitate, bitch! *pulls out a gun*

I had the one hour version because they didn’t have the full cover!

Anyway, I plan to use this in a future fanfic. You guessed it, Smolder and a Ocellus would be singing this together. It fits better for SANDBAR and Ocellus, but... what do you know? XD

I'm aging, you guys. Aging, once again.

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Why do I picture Smolder singing this to Ocellus, like- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah, sometimes when I write I end up rushing and shit, and then I never get anything done without any grammatical errors. Sometimes there're all these unnecessary sub-plots and tangents, and some people get tired of it, sooooooooooo....

Basically, I'm looking for someone to proofread one of my stories. Please. It'd be awesome if you'd help me with that sort of stuff.

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