Ocellus: Babe, tell Silverstream that I'm the one that pulls off blonde hair the best!

Smolder: Uh...

Silverstream: You're looking at the one who pulls off blonde hair the best!

Ocellus: You're right.

SIlverstream: Th-

Ocellus: Cause' I can see my fucking reflection in your bright ass hair!

*later*

Smolder, sitting up in the bed next to Ocellus: I still don't know what I expected.

Ocellus, teaching at the front of the class: Science isn't something you learn, it's something you do.

Student: How?

Ocellus: I'm sorry, did you raise your hoof before you spoke?

Student: No, I-

Ocellus: Detention.

Student: For what?

Ocellus: For being a stupid bitch.

Yona: Yona knows you all hiding something. You all been against Yona, but now, Yona gonna solve that problem.

Ocellus: What the hell are you doing?

Yona, interrogating a carton of eggs: Yona think they know something.

Ocellus: They're eggs.

Yona: Everyone a prospect.

Ocellus: Suspect.

Yona: Yona not suspect!

Ocellus: ...

Yona: Changeling losing it.

Ocellus: I'm not the one interrogating a carton of eggs, you stupid bitch!

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I forgot to add a few things to the rules. Loogadit here, my dudes.

So, I'm pushing the entry date to a different date. Now, this contest ends on June, Wednesday the 1st, at 12:00 AM

Rules:

• This is a smocellus contest, so make sure your story actually contains smocellus. stories without it will not be accepted.
• Must be teen or less; I don’t feel like reading clopfics on this clean month, some of you might relate.

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Silverstream: So, it says we’re supposed to answer the phone and help people.

Ocellus: Silver, are you crazy? We’re not medically trained to help people.

Smolder: I know DDR.

Silverstream: What?

Smolder: DDR. It’s when you help people that can’t breathe.

Ocellus: You can’t “Dance Dance Revolution” on people’s lungs, Smolder.

Smolder: You can try.

Hey guys! It’s almost my birthday. In like... five days.

Ending on March 1st, there will be this Smolcellus contest I’m hosting for commissions as a payback(I don’t have money. Rules are here.

Please, guys. This would be awesome even if we only got to three.

Smolder: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!

Ocellus, camly: What's wrong?

Smolder: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ocellus: The baby? No, keep going, you deserve it.

Ocellus, playing the guitar: Heeeey; how are you? I’m doing just fine, I lied, I’m dying inside.

Silverstream, in bed: Hey, babe? It think it' about time Smolder and Ocellus started dating.

Yona: Some people enjoy being alone, Silver.

Silverstream: No, everyone should be paired up.

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Seriously, look at the like to dislike ratio. It really needs it. Let me know what you think of it.