Pinkie Pie is a brazen mare, open and honest about her feelings most of the time, and in Equestria, where doing... it... is about as common as the air we breath, its no surprise she straight up just asks the new guy in town, Anon.

A Knight was summoned to help Nightmare Moon take the throne, but when she fails her summon remains, following his last order to stop all beings from entering the castle while his Queen fights for the throne, but upon Nightmare's return he receives new orders...

(Light Gore in select chapters)

Anonymous finds out that waffles should NEVER be made without love, happiness, and loved ones in mind. Or Else.
A tiny bit scary for the fun of it, but ultimately amusing. (Hopefully) Rated Teen for a tiny bit of language.