I'm always busy, although I wish I weren't. Sorry. :(
I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
A Fallout and MLP junkie https://www.fimfiction.net/story/445019/fallout-equestria-lightning-strikes-twice