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DarkHooves


I'm still here; I watch you play. But I can't think of much to say.

Jun
14th
2019

School's Open · 8:31pm Jun 14th, 2019

You know when you're supposed to study for a test, only you don't feel like it and you only have 1 weeks left and you still don't feel like studying?

See where I'm going with this?

This has actually been my style ever since I started these classes.

I swear it didn't start off this way. The first class was really cool. But then I got sick and had to stay in bed for a whole week, and when I checked back at school I find out that I was supposed to do a practical exam due a week later...

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Jun
6th
2019

Sweden's the best, fuck the rest! · 6:47pm Jun 6th, 2019

Happy day-on-which-we-broke-up-the-Kalmarunion-by-electing-Gustav-I-Vasa-as-king-1523-which-somehow-counts-as-our-national-day-eventhough-Sweden-existed-some-300-years-before-that-and-even-dumber-this-day-was-only-recognised-as-Swedish-Flag-Day-until-1983 everypony!

...

I got nothing...

May
27th
2019

I really, really, really hate dentists! · 1:34pm May 27th, 2019

Y'know... I never really understood why people make fun of dentists "not being real doctors" until right now...

Here I was, having intense pain under my right cheek. Especially when I eat or drink hot stuff. Ibuprofen didn't help shit. The only thing that did was rinsing my mouth with cold to tepid water. Naturally, I get a dentist appointment. Next month!

Nothing to do. Just trudge on I guess...

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Apr
21st
2019

Pokégod del 10 (thE enD) · 7:18pm Apr 21st, 2019

When we last saw eachother, I had just become champion and tasked by Looker (I fucking hate this guy...) to bring the Seven Sages of Team Plasma in for questioning. Oh, and ran into lv60+ pokemons...!

So my first order of business was to grind. A LOT!
(And it took me until now to realise that the sport centers in Nimbasa resets everyday... )
But a few days later, I was in the 60's and ready to explore the eastern parts of Unova!

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Jan
5th
2019

Pokégod del 9 (A champion is me!) · 9:46pm Jan 5th, 2019

We interrupt this episode of Pokégod with this important message!

A loophole in Nintendo's Wi-fi Connection has been found which allows you to connect to their servers, despite their supposed shutdown for DS era games. This means that you'll be able to access online features, and in a truely bizzare twist of fate, download Mystery Gifts for Gen 4 and 5 pokemon games!

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Dec
20th
2018

Ha ha ha! · 10:09am Dec 20th, 2018

Hey!
You know those notes you get when someone puts your story into one of their library? Did you know you still get them even if you've blocked someone? I myself didn't know until this lovely morning.

How you may ask?

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Nov
26th
2018

I get shit done for once · 8:48pm Nov 26th, 2018

Well wouldn't you know.
The night before I'm meeting Anneli Heed, I get hit with 40 degree fever and rapid stomach ejection...

Oh I still went.
I got her to autoraph a card from the Canterlot Wedding I got from the season 2 box.
She charged me 200SEK for it though, which was alittle steep, but whatever.
One VA got. Only 12 left (13 if you count Sandra Kassman)
Y'know I was joking about puking on her but concidering my condition, I'm pretty happy I didn't.

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Nov
10th
2018

Åhjössesåhjössesåhjössesåhjössesåhjösses!!! · 7:33pm Nov 10th, 2018

OMG I'm going to a convention next week (look for the idiot wearing a fedora a necktie with tentacles on it) and guess who'll be there! Anneli "Stupid Sexy Swedish Spitfire" Heed...!!!

For those who aren't swedish, she's the swedish voice of Spike, Sweetie Belle, Spitfire (look that up), Photo Finish, Cadence, Chrysalis, Suri Polomare and many backgrund characters and singing voices.

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Oct
25th
2018

Pokégod del 8 (Approaching the End) · 5:50pm Oct 25th, 2018

So since I was away last weekend I had got alot of time put into this game.

First of all, CAROL learned Psychic on level up so I immediately used a Moon Stone to evolve her into Musharna, and now makes a very unsettling ghost whistle sound when brough out into battle. (And since the Evoilite she's been holding this whole time is no longer in effect, I gave it to CHARON, which has evolved into Lampent.)

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Oct
14th
2018

A rant about Equestria Girls Minis · 8:19pm Oct 14th, 2018

We interrupt this program to bring you this message.

So I was checking out a toy store, (as you do when you're 25 years old with nothing to do on a sunday...) and what do I find? The Equestria Girls Minis Mall collection Movie Theatre! Price 399SEK, down from 689.

I took a long time vacillating in the store...

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