okay, so if anyone actually cares...

i'm not bad off in life. i've got a job that gives me between 30 and 40 hours a week, i get to live in an apartment and have that roof over my head, i've got food, water, electricity, and internet, and enough free time to watch movies, watch tv, play video games, read (comic) books, make youtube videos, and write fanfictions. really, i shouldn't have anything to complain about. there's a lot i can be thankful for.

but.

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Hey, so, I posted a blog a while back about the potential (at the time) Generation 5 of MLP. Since then, it's become clear that it isn't merely potential, but definitely happening, and we've learned a bit about the world and the changes to the characters, that sort of thing. Well, I've learned. You might not have. So, quick list of the important things that I know:

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It's that time of year. To buy flowers and chocolate and give em to someone special.

Well, I've got nobody to give it to, nobody to get it from. I'd get some for myself, but... I hate myself 85% of the time.
Happy Hearts And Hooves Day every pony

* Note: Go read the finalized version of episode 7, I changed quite a bit and there are details now that will be relevant to future chapters. Thanks.

Hello all! Been a while since I could write one of these. It feels like I say that every time, but it also feels like this time took longer than every previous time. Hopefully that won't be true of episode 8 (I've already started working on it!).

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That's right, my story got a reading! Ahhh! Super awesome, I've already listened to it and I love it. If you enjoyed Host, I'd suggest giving out a listen , too.
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYlr87eDZRI

So, there's been some crap going around about the show ending after season 9 (holy crap, at least 2 more seasons? Awesome!), and the franchise rebooting again.

As someone who's already been through this kinda thing before- several times- with another Hasbro franchise (cough, Transformers, cough), I have thoughts.

What I want to happen:

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... and I need someone to draw and/or name it.

(biological descriptions ahead, please be mature)
here's what I've imagined:

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Firstly, read this and make yourselves aware: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/788985/the-elephant-in-the-equine-room

Secondly, my thoughts:
I'm not a pure-minded person. I read and look at NSFW stuff, some of it involving ponies, yes. Some of it containing things that would go under the new "trigger warnings" that have been implemented on this site. Some of it I've even enjoyed. I imagine I'm not alone.

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I have just read approximately all of the "Humans are Space Orcs"/"Earth is Space Australia" stuff. All of it. There was a lot of it.

Naturally, my brain was like, "how can I connect this to MLP?"

What I came up with:

Ponyville regularly gets attacked by monsters and villains. It's situated on the edge of a forest so dangerous nopony except the most powerful or foolhardy individuals goes in.

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Seriously, wtf?

Okay, so I devote my weekend, or at least 13 hours of it, to binging my way through the latest marvel Netflix show. after the shitstorm that was inhumans and the bore that was defenders, i'm hoping for something at least mildly entertaining.

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