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chief maximus


Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

May
2nd
2015

Maximum Overhorse · 9:52pm May 2nd, 2015

New stallion, yay! He sounds the way I imagine Big Mac sounding in my head/fictions.

Pictured: solemn, dignified mega horse with a kind of silly name.

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May
1st
2015

Riddle me this, batman · 3:16am May 1st, 2015

How the hell is Babs going to cut hair or stab ponies in prison or whatever her cutie mark is meant to symbolize as an earth pony? The scissors have finger/talon/claw holes in them! She's not a unicorn, so how, how I ask you!?

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Apr
13th
2015

It's back! · 9:30pm Apr 13th, 2015

On top of that, the first four episodes have been leaked on the interbuts!*

Life is worth living again.

When you play the game of pones, you either win, or you die receive pony cuddles!

*I'm referring to game of thrones, not ponies. my apologies if I got your hopes up.

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Apr
12th
2015

new oneshot kids! · 11:50pm Apr 12th, 2015

It's up and readable! An episode like fic for the masses, starring Apple stallion, Apple mare, book horse, and mini Dragon. You'll love it, check it out!

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Mar
10th
2015

A quick public service announcement from a resident of Dixie · 12:43pm Mar 10th, 2015

If you're going to write dialogue for any of the Apple family, or just any pony you want to have a country/southern accent, please refer to the following guide:

No one in the south/midwest/where ever addresses a single person with 'y'all'.

Thank you for your time, dear friends! Have some ponies getting their nosh on:

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Feb
5th
2015

Okay, last adorable horse thing, I swear · 2:02pm Feb 5th, 2015

Just look how happy he is with that ball! I wish something like that was all I needed to experience unfettered joy.

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Jan
28th
2015

A new oneshot preview · 12:22am Jan 28th, 2015

Dont worry, my other fics will get their turn, but this one cover image inspired me to pen this oneshot I'm currently working on.

Meatheads

Cover Image

Here's a taste:

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Jan
25th
2015

Is this how I water, human?! · 7:09am Jan 25th, 2015

I saw this vid of a horse encountering a stream for the first time. seriously this shit is adorable. This horse is all happy and excited because water.

that is all.

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Sep
13th
2014

Watch movie, write ponies. · 10:20pm Sep 13th, 2014

New fic about the CMC's being badasses. Mainly 'cause oneshots are quick and easy and continuing on an established storyline takes thought and planning.

Check it out:


Crusaders

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Sep
4th
2014

Previews of my next updates! · 2:21am Sep 4th, 2014

Why haven't I written anything, you ask? But I have! I updated a story followed by a whopping 73 people!

*sigh*

And I have added to some fic updates, such as Mac Unhitched and Regression, and even a little bit of pony bar time!

But, real life work is taking all my time.

I'm sorry guys, I really am.

It seems like I've just got so much going on right now. Like I went from 0-60 in under a few days time.

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