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chief maximus


Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Jul
7th
2014

You like Ghost Busters? · 7:30pm Jul 7th, 2014

Then you may like my latest fic.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72801/ghost-buckers

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Jul
6th
2014

Do any of my followers watch eastbound and down? · 9:31pm Jul 6th, 2014

If you do, read the story I just posted. Lenny Fucking Flowers.

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Jun
25th
2014

ask me questions if you are so bold · 12:51am Jun 25th, 2014

Come ye, merry followers. Any questions you have about army stuff or pones, or anything really, are fair game. Go forth and ask!

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May
22nd
2014

And then this happened. · 3:56am May 22nd, 2014










Well, by this point I figured I'd have something poignant or meaningful to say, but I think I used up all of my eloquence tokens on my previous blog post, and I haven't had a chance to beat up any Lit majors for more.

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May
15th
2014

A word about horsewords · 1:35am May 15th, 2014

I've been on here a while. A looooong while. I'd like to think I've gotten better as a writer. In fact, I know I have. I look back on my early works and cringe, like many authors do. But, since I've returned from Army land, I feel I may have lost my touch. Heh, I know many of you are thinking what touch?. I think that sometimes too. But, I write this blog after my second miss as far as endings are concerned. Both fics that got flak for the ending, I thought were wonderful. The first one

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May
10th
2014

Dat Finale... · 9:31pm May 10th, 2014

Super Saiyan Twilight was dope.


Probably the coolest scene in any episode since this show began. Other than that, yay finale! I wonder how their gonna use the castle in the next season?

Also, welcome to the hiatus. Strap in, it's gonna be a long one.

Also also, what were your opinions on the finale?

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Apr
8th
2014

A sadfic live-reading for my sadfic peeps · 12:14am Apr 8th, 2014

Obabscribbler did a fantastic job putting together a live reading of one of my lesser known fics "How to save a life." The production quality is probably one of the best I've heard. Every voice involved matched the characters perfectly, and the background music matched the scenes to a T. Seriously, if you're in the mood for some feels, give it a listen. If you're in the mood for some IRL feels, listen to the short note after the story by obabscribbler. There's a chance this fic may be cursed.

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Dec
27th
2013

How to get your story on EQD the easy way · 9:32pm Dec 27th, 2013

Simple! Hope someone recommends them in the new posts some of our fellow authors are trying out over at EQD! From what I've gathered, it's a place where everyone recommends their favorite fics or just fics they liked in the comments section. The post itself also features 5 or so stories of merit. Anyway, to experience it in a far more sensible way than for me to try and explain it, go here and leave a fic you like for others to read!

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Dec
22nd
2013

The Great Cover Art Search · 3:55pm Dec 22nd, 2013

So, as many of you know, I'm kind of into the whole 'Mac and Dash' thing. With this in mind, I started the third and final installment of that series. A perilous and exciting adventure starring Mac, RD, Zap, and perhaps a mysterious 4th as of yet unknown member. Even better news, the first chapter will soon be ready for reading!

Here's why all you lovely readers come in.

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Dec
18th
2013

Caught up on all the new pone and all I can say is... · 6:23pm Dec 18th, 2013

This face. This face right here.

Glorious.

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