Howdy do, fuckbuckets? I finished the planned changes and made some unplanned ones along the way. Nothing big, I just added some new funnies and tweaked a decent number of old funnies to be a little funnier. If you feel like it, give it a reread while the new chapter is being hammered out.

You can just ignore the fact that it took me three days to make changes that could have all been done in a couple hours at most.

Have some pink:

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Remember how I said changes would go live with the next chapter? Yeah, me too. I did the minor things today, so all the chapters before “This Is Fine” are done and live. I’ll do the remaining chapters tomorrow, updating them as I go. I realized there’s no point in holding them until the next chapter comes out.

There’s also no real point to this post since the changes were so minor, but fuck you.

Sup, jizzlers.

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A little over a year, actually. I missed the exact date because of course I did. I don’t think very many people know this, but my first story on this site, Peephole, was my first story of any kind ever. I did it as a meme because I didn’t see anyone else with a story that had the punchline I wanted to use. And considering how many one-liner Anon shitfics there are, that was a surprise to me. Most of those stories (Peephole included) are 95% fluff written solely for setting up the punchline. I

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Bottom panel. Dat hair.

That is all.

Hmmmmm. I don’t know what else to say. I’m deciding how to finish this story, but that involves a lot of writing and rewriting and deleting the rewrite and regretting deleting it because now I’m trying to remember what I wrote. Fun stuff.

It has words in it.

I wasn’t done yet, Fimfiction.

Pls.

Now it’s there in the updated list, and I look like a jackass.

TLDR: guy needs shekels for food, you can buy art to help if you want

So. I’m in a semi-shit situation, money wise. Not the worst situation, but still don’t like it.

The only thing I’m worrying about now is food. I’m down to my last $5, and they have to get me through two weeks, paying for food (thank God it’s only that).

So I need money. What better way to get it than this?

-some faggot I know

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New chapter some time this week. I procrasturbated too much during the Crimmuh holiday, so RIP the dream. I'm sad. I have no one to blame but you guys. You let me get distracted. I'm the victim here. Definitely.

It's all your fault. You could have prevented this.

Take a look if you're interested.