Words are fickle, action is exemplary; thus learn by example, and compare the words to action.

This smile isn't stapled on. Or is it?

Hi! I like playing Minecraft and reading stories with changelings. If you need a changeling hive, you can use my mysterious Shadow Hive in any of your stories.

This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.