But is it really here?

Yes, yes it is.

Enjoy.

Once again, the stars are right.
And Fimfiction is at the very epicenter of fanfic unrest.
Authors rally to their twisted horsewords,
And notifications post in anticipation of the coming chapters.
Far below, lie many comments
Arguing to the rhythm
Of OTP.

I will begin posting my horsewords within the next 24 hours. And nopony will be safe... from the Ponest Dungeon.

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Arc 2 is almost here.

It’s very close now.

80,623 words so far, and only a few edits remain. I say this because every time I do an edit on a chapter, I seem to accidentally add about a thousand words.

Now, I know it’s kinda odd that I release this story in Arcs, instead of by the chapter. As far as my reasoning for doing that:

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I am still working on Ponest Dungeon, I promise. It’s been a busy summer, and I haven’t gotten nearly as much progress done as I’d hoped. Now, despite the base of Arc 2 being complete, I’m finding myself having to go back and make sure that I didn’t violate causality in any places that don’t outright require it (eldritch horrors, y’know).

So do know that it is in the works.

It is happening.

It is inevitable.

It is... just slow.

So, the reason I’ve been slow on my other stories is because I’ve been working on this little side project, Tartarus Raiser.

A brief synopsis of this story is that it is a rated-G take on Clive Barker’s Hellraiser. So, how did I manage that? Honestly, not 100% sure myself. But the result is a comedic little trip into the realms of forbidden culinary pleasures.

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Here is another short blog giving everyone an update on how the story is doing at current.

Firstly, sorry for no updates since November. I've been caught up trying to get editing done, while simultaneously trying to write something for Shrink Laureate's Season 10 Bingo Contest.

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Hope everypony is enjoying the holiday spirit, even if you’re (like me) in a place with zero snow.

Here is another short blog giving everyone an update on how the story is doing at current.

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Not really... I think. I wish it were coming true, but we’ll just have to wait and see.

So, someone has to have seen this before me. Hyundai is releasing a self-driving car service in California. These vehicles will be outfitted with a new self-driving technology.

This technology is called:

Pony.ai

The OPTIMALVERSE is here. Repent your friendship sins and welcome our new pony.ai overlords!