I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
I am the Library, I've been around since the dawn of time and my knowledge continues to grow with each second passing. Are you worthy to enter my sanctum?
Cons may come and cons may go, Some went fast and some still grow, Few things last that's all I know, But friendship, carries on through the ages!
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
“I hate alternate timelines. They make for messy bookkeeping.” —Squishydodo, Black-ops Elf, Sluggy Freelance
In the words of a well respected Veteran "I identify as an attack helicopter"