The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

... To the Fairest of Them All.

I've been a brony for a long-ass time, since mid season I. Only now bothered to make an account here for the sake of commenting and tracking stories.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

I'm the Ultimate Sonorosian!

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Welcome sit down and I'll tell you a story...

Still alive