So! The story is out of the box, which means I’ll ramble about it a little bit. Meta information, mostly—things that you can’t know just by reading at the story, but that I think are interesting for the readers.

It’s also a great chance for me to ramble for over 2,000 words in a blog without anybody telling me I shouldn’t, and you can be damn sure I won’t let that pass.

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Weird word to use in this context. "Leaked". Hm. Yet, it's exactly what happened -- there was a draft of the story saved in this page (for formatting and word-count issues, more than anything) that I never submitted, and I didn't provide the link to anyone.

It was password-protected, obviusly, and yet right now someone commented on it, saying that it was visible. And apparently, one could even download it completely. Not sure how to feel at the moment.

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Welp, seems like you'll have to wait for that story I promised. It's coming in a week or so, but I couldn't finish it before today.

I'm sorry, really, but I need to heavily edit some parts, and I want to feel cool about the whole result, y'know? I'm sure you'll understand. Better something actually legible than some half-assed, rushed disgrace.

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“Okay.” I got up from the sofa and joined my hands under my chin. “What about this: I’m going to fuck a watermelon.”

Silence.

Dolphucker put down the book he had been reading and just looked at me in disbelief. “You know,” he said, “I don’t know how you did it, but you literally just fucked up the entire conversation before it even started. Just… Just how?”

“Like, I get a watermelon, right?”

“Why are you still talking.”

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Diamond Tiara is one of my favorite characters in the show, as well as Silver Spoon, to a lesser degree. However, whenever I say that people tend to misunderstand me--I don't think she's cute.I mean, yes, she is, but to be honest every single pony put there is cute. That's kind of a big thing in the show.

I don't mean that I would like her to be my friend in real life, either--I know some people choose their favorite characters like that.

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[21/01/2015 19:21:48] Mr Numbers: Oh my god but you act like such a dumbarse.
[21/01/2015 19:22:02] Mr Numbers: On purpose, mind, it belies what I feel is a very deceptive intelligence.

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BUT I'M DOING IT

PEOPLE

PEOPLE

I'VE FINISHED IT

Dear God, this has been my longest project in a very long time. Very long time. It's all written, and now I just need to edit it a couple times before posting -- but don't worry, that won't take much.

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I remember it perfectly. When I was five years old, my father asked my grandfather if he was doing a good job at raising me. That afternoon, I’d been trying to fulfill my dream of becoming a carrot and live with no responsibilities via smashing my head against the walls, because I was the fucking dumbest kid you’ve ever seen. “What do I do with the kid, Dad?” my father had asked, holding me in his arms.

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Aragón: you know what I'mma do
Aragón: I'mma
Aragón: watch Rainbow Rocks
Selbi Inkille: you’re so original
Selbi Inkille: what’s the next step
Selbi Inkille: wait, let me guess
Selbi Inkille: you’ll write a fic in which a human dressed as a Card Against Humanity goes to Equestria and gains the card’s powers
Selbi Inkille: that’s how original you are

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“Aragón!” Mother said, opening the door and hugging the man who stood at the other side tightly. “You came! For a second, I was afraid you wouldn’t appear this year!”

“Uh-huh.” Aragón didn’t know if he should return the hug, so he just patted his mother on the back. “Totes. Heya, Mom.”

“Oh, I’m so glad to see you!” Mother hugged him even tighter. “How are you? Are you eating well? Do you have any girlfriend? Did you finally stop watching that horrible sh—”

Suddenly, silence.

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