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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

Oct
20th
2014

Update #3: The Three Episode Curse, school, and other things. · 6:12pm Oct 20th, 2014

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I have some news! First off, I'm going to be taking a short break from "The Cynical Brony" for reasons right down below. It's only temporary, and it will be back by Thursday, but I just need a break.

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Oct
18th
2014

The Cynical Brony: Episode 5: "Cupcakes Review" · 11:02pm Oct 18th, 2014

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! I really don't want to do this, but for you guys, I will. You demanded it, waited for it to come, and now it's here. I'm finally reviewing Cupcakes. So, I went out and bought a big box of Hostess brand Cupcakes, so, let's get to reviewing it!

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Oct
16th
2014

New show! The Chopping Block: Episode One: Nerdcubed · 8:19pm Oct 16th, 2014

Hello, and welcome to my brand new show: The Chopping Block! A show dedicated to cutting down the worst egos I can find on the internet. Today's target is the one, the only, Nerdcubed! You guys may know him as one of the most popular gamers on YouTube. You may have noticed that he's also on my "Inspirations" section. I should make something very clear: I liked Nerdcubed back when he was a small channel. I say used to, because now-a-days, he has an ego the size of the multiverse. What do

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Oct
15th
2014

The Cynical Brony: Episode 4: Rainbow Dash Tribute · 1:57am Oct 15th, 2014

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Dash is my favorite character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Yes, I've always had a personal connection with Dash. The reason I bring this up? Recently, I've seen a lot of Dash haters. And I mean a lot. So, I want to bring my counter arguments to the table. Okay, and two other reasons: 1. She's going to die a horrible death in Cupcakes, my next review, so I want to pay tribute before my view of the show and her

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Oct
14th
2014

The Cynical Brony: Episode 3: "Party of One Review" · 12:28am Oct 14th, 2014

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and before I get started with the review, I have a story to tell. One day, a new, some-what talented comedian tried to make a review of an episode of a show that he really liked. He couldn't, however, because the whole God damn universe refused to let it happen! First, it had his German Shepard start barking and that sent his mouse flying, accidently clicking the close tab button on FiM Fiction. The next time he tried, his computer, whenever he tried to

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Oct
12th
2014

Pilot: "Rules of Immortality For Those Time Does Not Affect in The Slightest" · 3:12am Oct 12th, 2014

Hello, and welcome to the pilot of a new series! A book I wrote a while ago that got rejected from FiM Fiction, Rules of Immortality For Those Time Does Not Affect in The Slightest will be published alongside The Cynical Brony if this pilot goes well. I hope you enjoy it! Please note this is one of my earliest works, so it won't be nearly as good as everything else I make (most likely).

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Oct
10th
2014

The Cynical Brony- Pilot Episode- "Return of Harmony Review" · 2:53am Oct 10th, 2014

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Today, I'd like to talk about arguably the most famous episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... The Return of Harmony. Being one of the shows darker episodes, I feel it's my duty as a completely insane Brony to highlight all it's pros and cons. Let's begin, shall we?

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