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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Apr
30th
2016

NO SECOND PRANCES... · 5:39pm Apr 30th, 2016

Is officially my favourite episode of the season thus far. Trixie was great, Twilight showed some real personality outside 'the perfect princess' caricature she's been playing of late, and even Starlight has been starting to grow on me (Never thought I'd hear myself say those words). Overall, very impressed! ****/*****

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Apr
16th
2016

My thoughts on Gauntlet Of Fire: SPOILERS · 5:38pm Apr 16th, 2016

Spike episodes are pretty much a mixed bag, but this was one of the better ones. Some surprisingly exciting action scenes for an episode under the banner of 'My Little Pony', and Princess Ember is a good new character. I'm anticipating some interesting fics which involving shipping her with a certain baby dragon...

I also liked the many disguises of Twilight and Rarity, the ego of the Dragon Lord and FINALLY a villain who hasn't been redeemed at the end. Step forward, Garble.

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Apr
13th
2016

Having played Grand Theft Auto V for ten minutes, I have reached the following conclusions: · 3:47pm Apr 13th, 2016

1. I can't shoot to save my life (literally)
2. I can't turn in a car or reverse (real life echoes there)
3. I hate all of these people. Why must they be so needlessly violent? :raritydespair:

Perhaps it's not the game for me. Back to Undertale I go, and that damn underground laboratory...

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Apr
9th
2016

On Your Marks thoughts: SPOILERS · 5:46pm Apr 9th, 2016

What I thought of this episode:
Average. We learned about as much on the CMC's roles at the start, than we did at the end.
And the moral 'you don't always have to hang around as a group' is pretty pointless, as all the Crusaders have done stuff by themselves before, so they should know that already.

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Apr
4th
2016

Allow me to be more specific with my Undertale woes... SPOILERS · 7:04am Apr 4th, 2016

So, despite doing everything I should do, I still ended up with a **** ending.
What the heck does 'make better friends with Undyne' mean, anyway?

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Apr
2nd
2016

My view on The Gift Of Maud Pie... · 4:55pm Apr 2nd, 2016

Loved it. A great exploration of Pinkie and Maud's relationship, with Rarity adding immensely to the fun. Lots of good gags, from predictable rock puns to little background details. I'm so glad it didn't end with the cop-out of them finding that shop open with the pouch, that would have been too easy and detracted from the moral. Now, I'm afraid I must go and syringe my ears out, after hearing Pinkie's party cannon go off so much in one episode, I'm afraid I may have gone

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Mar
31st
2016

Just watched Deadpool... · 3:33pm Mar 31st, 2016

It was... An experience.
To put it mildly.
The next chapter of 'A Mother's Love' will be out tomorrow.
It's the longest one so far.
Brace yourselves...
On a sidenote, can my 100th follower please turn up?
I feel like I'm on a precipice, with no-one to push me off.
Who will be that special someone?
Could it be... You?
(Highly doubtful, or you wouldn't be reading this now)

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Mar
26th
2016

Here's what I thought of The Crystalling part 1 & 2: SPOILERS · 5:45pm Mar 26th, 2016


Part 1. A solid episode, but too much baby. Starlight still seems like a pretty pointless addition, just a less neurotic Twilight. Some good jokes, especially involving Spike and an exhausted Shining Armour, but not one I'll watch again for a while. Rating:***

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Mar
16th
2016

Watched the pilot for the new Powerpuff Girls series. · 11:53am Mar 16th, 2016

Didn't like the voices. Lame villain. Apart from that, 'Salright.

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Feb
28th
2016

Spent the weekend binge watching old Squarepants episodes... · 1:29pm Feb 28th, 2016

What a brilliant show it used to be. Onward to Season 2...

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