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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Aug
13th
2016

Review Of 'Pranks Later' SPOILERS · 5:12pm Aug 13th, 2016

Gosh, and I thought last weeks episode was predictable...

As soon as Pinkie Pie was seen 'sick' in bed from Dash's cookie, I'd already got the rest of the episode mapped out in my head... and what a long slog it was getting to the finishing line. Yes, I 'get' the tribute to a certain zombie film of almost the same name, but that doesn't make the end results any less tiresome.

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Jul
31st
2016

If anyone out there is foolish enough to let me proofread their story, or even collaborate on one... · 5:57pm Jul 31st, 2016

...I'd be more than willing. It's less mind numbingly boring than I thought. Form an orderly queue, please...
Crickets chirp in the background, a ball of moss blows past.....

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Jul
30th
2016

My Review of Stranger Than Fanfiction (Preview: WOW) · 4:54pm Jul 30th, 2016

What a great 22 minutes. A hilarious new character who is alternately annoying/ useful, plenty of meta-humour with lots of shout-outs to the fandom and best of all... lots of DEADPAN SNARKING!! This is going straight to the top of my list of favourite S6 episodes. Rating: ****

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Jul
23rd
2016

It;s my birthday today... · 9:40am Jul 23rd, 2016

And I'm still writing.
You ungrateful ******s.
(Kidding. Next story coming soon...) :raritywink:

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Jun
11th
2016

My Thoughts On Spice Up Your Life SPOILERS · 6:39pm Jun 11th, 2016

Like the food from the posh restaurants in the episode, a bland, insubstantial serving with barely enough filling to go around. It's painfully obvious from the first minute who's is in the right, so getting to the 'being different is good' moral at the end is quite a chore. The lack of any real laughs is also a crippling flaw, and the Pinkie/Rarity dynamic, once so fresh is starting to get a little stale.

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Jun
4th
2016

What I thought of Flutter Brutter SPOILERS · 11:38pm Jun 4th, 2016

A marked improvement over last week's borefest. Zephyr is a good new character with a decent voice actor who has some funny moments with his egotism and sloth (you can see why Dashie has such a huge crush on him) :rainbowderp:, and it's refreshing to see some of Fluttershy's character development over the series come out in her ability to stand up for herself, a noted improvement over her shrinking violet status in season 1.

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May
28th
2016

What I thought of Applejack's 'Day' Off SPOILERS · 6:49pm May 28th, 2016

What a dull episode. There was no real humour, other than Rainbow Dash showing a girlie side, a joke we've seen before.

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May
21st
2016

My thought on Saddle Row and Rec SPOILERS · 5:52pm May 21st, 2016

Pff. I have little to say about this episode. It had some nice bits of humour, and the concept of each pony being interviewed as a framing device was an interesting one, but... It was all so meh.

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May
14th
2016

What I thought of Hearth's Warming Tale: SPOILERS · 5:52pm May 14th, 2016

How odd to see a CHRISTMAS themed episode... In the middle of MAY.

The Christmas Carol is a very commonly copied book for various episodes of sitcoms and cartoons, and putting it in pony form adds little to it. Everyone knows what's going to happen, so the suspense level is 0.

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May
13th
2016

Why is Steven Universe so frickin' awesome? · 2:47am May 13th, 2016

See above.

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