"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"

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