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Thestrals are not bat ponies! They're Undead reptilian like horses with bat wings! Don't believe me then go read some Harry Potter or watch the movies if that's to much to ask.

I Like Ponys And Reading The Reason For This Account.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?