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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Jun
11th
2014

Sweetie Belle · 8:26pm Jun 11th, 2014

There once was a foal named Sweetie Belle
Who fled from her sister and went to Taco Bell
Oh woe, Rarity passed
Died when she was gassed
And Sweetie Belle went to pony hell

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11th
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Apple Bloom · 8:22pm Jun 11th, 2014

There once was a filly named Apple Bloom
Who had the kind of gas that could clear a room
She cried as she farted
Looking so broken hearted
As she expelled the gas cloud of doom

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11th
2014

Scootaloo · 8:15pm Jun 11th, 2014

There once was a filly named Scootaloo
Who read a hot clopfic about Futaloo
She disappeared for a hour
Whilst running the shower
And wanked while sittin' on the loo

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Jun
11th
2014

Seventeen syllables, sure to amuse · 8:10pm Jun 11th, 2014

Contemplate a shart
Embarrassment and regret
Over letting go

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11th
2014

Is it wrong to crossover your own work? · 3:24am Jun 11th, 2014

I am thinking about having Discord and Charis go to Tartarus. While there, they might run into Rookwood and Hades, from To Dance in Shadows.

Actually, I might have Discord go traveling through various universes and visit a number of characters. I don't know yet. Seems like self wankery.

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Jun
11th
2014

Well, that escalated quickly · 1:41am Jun 11th, 2014

Just a heads up. Have a read. Tell me what you think.

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Jun
10th
2014

Teaser · 10:47pm Jun 10th, 2014

How I Learned to Stop Being Harmonious and Learned to Love Chaos

Does anybody know the significance of the name "Charis?"

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Jun
10th
2014

The no alicorn OCs rule · 10:15pm Jun 10th, 2014

How much trouble would I be in if I were to violate this rule?

I have this story idea... it is a decent idea. And it will eventually involve an alicorn OC of sorts, compliments of Discord. I don't want to spoil what will happen if I choose to write this, but Discord, who is reformed and quite a decent fellow, will feel that this is necessary and go against Celestia's wishes, creating an alicorn.

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Jun
10th
2014

Pony on pony interaction · 6:56pm Jun 10th, 2014

So, I have this idea for a group effort story collection, where we take two ponies, say Pony A and Pony B just for an example, give a personality type, (Pony A is an INFJ and Pony B is an ESTJ) and then we write a dialogue or a scene with the two ponies trying to portray them to their personality type. A short scene, a few hundred words to maybe a thousand words.

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Jun
10th
2014

Extended sypnosis of Cadance' Cold Heart · 6:28pm Jun 10th, 2014

For those who have asked.

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