Wow. Three Hundred blogs.

I feel like some sort of celebration is in order...

No, not a celebration. A promise.

I will have a new story out by next week.

No shit, guys. I'm doing this. To quote a certain shitty comic:

WHERE DOING THIS MAN
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

And, I've decided to shed a little light on some of it before unveiling.

Stay classy, m8s.

RED

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RWBY

Happy singles awareness day, Jaune. :)

Well, shit. I guess that whatever 'It' is, it's fallen now. I'm gonna be blunt here- Pyrrha shouldn't have died. Not after saying goodbye to Jaune like that. Poor bastard probably feels like the crappiest level of crap- well, everyone seems to feel that way.

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*surfaces from the water and crawls onto lifeboat*

I'VE DONE IT!

I'M FREE FROM RAPTURE!

Nah, not really. At most, I have three minutes.

Anywho, just a lil' reminder that I actually am updating that Bio thingy on my page, so if you ever give two shits about what a crazed teenage nerd does in her spare time, check it out.

Also, V-Day will finally not be a Me-Day.

Thanks, Cielle.

Shoutout to Nova Arc and Professor Tacitus for helping me found the best country ever.

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>fire
>byotiful fire
>fire and wrenches
>my life is complete
>oh
>wait
>I can fucking hack these turrets?
>oh my goooood
>[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
>i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
>that
>and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
>but anyways
>with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
>become
>interNATZional waters
>it begins, my bretheren
>and Cielle
>so
>in order to continue my glorious conquest

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>alrighty
>i must scavenge this
>uh
>medical district
>for a source of fire
>and by that i mean drugs
>fire drugs
>drugs that let me expel fire
>basically wizard powers
>wait
>how did i not realize
>all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punch™ had ammo
>holy fucking shit i have ammo
>ammo
>and a wrench
>and now a machine gun
>oh man
>it's heaven
>anyways
>hm
>WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>now we venture to the crematorium
>pretty spooky
>spoooky

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>ok
>i need a weapon
>wrench
>perfect. The pinnacle of melee technology
>time passes
>holy hell a gun
>shit, like six bullets
>wrench
>little sister
>OH DEAR LORD I NEED THERAPY
>big daddy's legit though
>anyways
>must save stranger's family
>oh wait
>can't get in
>shoiyt
>better just
>keep going
>more time passes
>huh
>can't get into dentist?
>fire.
>i must find fire.

It just keeps going
~Natz

>be Natalie
>on steam
>sale
>oh neato
>i'mma get something
>browse
>i heard some good stuff about that Bioshock game
>holy shit it's three dollars
>buy
>install
>boot up
>everything is cool
>oh look, i'm on a plane
>whee
>oh
>OH SHIT
>AAAAAAAAHHHH GOD NO WE'RE CRASHING
>go through bathysphere
>where the hell am i
>oh
>that guys deaaaad
>hi atlas
>hey! Drugs!
>lemme just
>inject those...
>GAARAAFFAJDEEOWLPPDDMC EFE
>holy shit i'm a sith lord

Bioshock, m8s.

SHIP IN PEACE

Well, it can only go downhill from there... Or maybe not. Hopefully. There was Jeremiah becoming a badass, so I can't complain about that- although the (maybe second) best ship in the show was just shot by Rolo. Fuck Rolo, by the way.

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I've been awake for around.... uh... 32-ish hours now, and I haven't really been tired at all.

I was doing a full playthrough of EBF4, with some BOIII and Diablo III in-between.

I also know what I'm going to write next.

I mean, I won't promise anything, as I'm complete garbage with updating things on time- or at all- but yeah, maybe if you just believe hard enough or whatever...

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I already knew how Code Geass ended thanks to the internet, so I didn't think any major events would rattle me.

No.

DEAR SWEET MOTHER TERESA WAS I WRONG.

Episode Twenty-two.

Bloodstained Euphy.

MY GOD

TOO MANY FEELS

I CANNOT EVEN

AAAAAAAAAAGH

~Natz