>ok
>i need a weapon
>wrench
>perfect. The pinnacle of melee technology
>time passes
>holy hell a gun
>shit, like six bullets
>wrench
>little sister
>OH DEAR LORD I NEED THERAPY
>big daddy's legit though
>anyways
>must save stranger's family
>oh wait
>can't get in
>shoiyt
>better just
>keep going
>more time passes
>huh
>can't get into dentist?
>fire.
>i must find fire.

It just keeps going
~Natz

>be Natalie
>on steam
>sale
>oh neato
>i'mma get something
>browse
>i heard some good stuff about that Bioshock game
>holy shit it's three dollars
>buy
>install
>boot up
>everything is cool
>oh look, i'm on a plane
>whee
>oh
>OH SHIT
>AAAAAAAAHHHH GOD NO WE'RE CRASHING
>go through bathysphere
>where the hell am i
>oh
>that guys deaaaad
>hi atlas
>hey! Drugs!
>lemme just
>inject those...
>GAARAAFFAJDEEOWLPPDDMC EFE
>holy shit i'm a sith lord

Bioshock, m8s.

>fire
>byotiful fire
>fire and wrenches
>my life is complete
>oh
>wait
>I can fucking hack these turrets?
>oh my goooood
>[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
>i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
>that
>and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
>but anyways
>with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
>become
>interNATZional waters
>it begins, my bretheren
>and Cielle
>so
>in order to continue my glorious conquest

Read More

>alrighty
>i must scavenge this
>uh
>medical district
>for a source of fire
>and by that i mean drugs
>fire drugs
>drugs that let me expel fire
>basically wizard powers
>wait
>how did i not realize
>all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punch™ had ammo
>holy fucking shit i have ammo
>ammo
>and a wrench
>and now a machine gun
>oh man
>it's heaven
>anyways
>hm
>WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>now we venture to the crematorium
>pretty spooky
>spoooky

Read More