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There At The Close


I have been all I could be. I think it has been enough.

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  • 283 weeks
    Three Double-Zero!

    Wow. Three Hundred blogs.

    I feel like some sort of celebration is in order...

    No, not a celebration. A promise.

    I will have a new story out by next week.

    No shit, guys. I'm doing this. To quote a certain shitty comic:

    WHERE DOING THIS MAN
    WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

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    3 comments · 107 views
  • 283 weeks
    Wishy Watches: RWBY and Akame ga Kill

    RWBY

    Happy singles awareness day, Jaune. :)

    Well, shit. I guess that whatever 'It' is, it's fallen now. I'm gonna be blunt here- Pyrrha shouldn't have died. Not after saying goodbye to Jaune like that. Poor bastard probably feels like the crappiest level of crap- well, everyone seems to feel that way.

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    4 comments · 321 views
  • 283 weeks
    Bio-Break

    *surfaces from the water and crawls onto lifeboat*

    I'VE DONE IT!

    I'M FREE FROM RAPTURE!

    Nah, not really. At most, I have three minutes.

    Anywho, just a lil' reminder that I actually am updating that Bio thingy on my page, so if you ever give two shits about what a crazed teenage nerd does in her spare time, check it out.

    Also, V-Day will finally not be a Me-Day.

    Thanks, Cielle.

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  • 284 weeks
    Bioshock Log 004 - And So It Begins

    >fire
    >byotiful fire
    >fire and wrenches
    >my life is complete
    >oh
    >wait
    >I can fucking hack these turrets?
    >oh my goooood
    >[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
    >i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
    >that
    >and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
    >but anyways
    >with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
    >become

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  • 284 weeks
    Bioshock Log 003 - Fwee-Fwee

    >alrighty
    >i must scavenge this
    >uh
    >medical district
    >for a source of fire
    >and by that i mean drugs
    >fire drugs
    >drugs that let me expel fire
    >basically wizard powers
    >wait
    >how did i not realize
    >all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punch™ had ammo
    >holy fucking shit i have ammo
    >ammo
    >and a wrench
    >and now a machine gun
    >oh man
    >it's heaven
    >anyways
    >hm

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Feb
12th
2016

Bioshock Log 003 - Fwee-Fwee · 6:45am Feb 12th, 2016

>alrighty
>i must scavenge this
>uh
>medical district
>for a source of fire
>and by that i mean drugs
>fire drugs
>drugs that let me expel fire
>basically wizard powers
>wait
>how did i not realize
>all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punch™ had ammo
>holy fucking shit i have ammo
>ammo
>and a wrench
>and now a machine gun
>oh man
>it's heaven
>anyways
>hm
>WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>now we venture to the crematorium
>pretty spooky
>spoooky
>spooky kabuki
>oh hey
>a vending machine
>FOR DRUGS
>HELL YEAH
>get it?
>hell?
>hot?
>fire?
>whatever
>lemme just
>grab that
>and
>um
>inject this...
>here....
>GTDRSRFUBOKPKPOOITXRXTYURINKPQ
>I FEEL SO ALIIIVE
>oh shit
>n00bs
>good thing i can now ignite the liquid black licorice they're standing in
>some men just want to watch the world burn
>I
>AM
>NO
>MAN


Nobody should give me this kind of power.
~Natz

Comments ( 10 )

Nobody should have this kind of power. Sadly, science will noy rest until someone does. Until then, let us consider the possible contingencies...:rainbowlaugh:

Liquid black licorice! :rainbowlaugh:
Please keep doing these, they're amazing.

3749518 OPTION A: Give Natalie all the power
OPTION B: Option A


3749786 I'm far from over, m87
~Natz

3751067 OPTION C: Do not let Natalie know this power exists when it is discovered.:rainbowlaugh:

3751132 More like
OPTION CIELLE

In which I get the power anyways.
~Natz

3751151 Fine then. OPTION D: as in Don't give Natalie the power and Destroy the power should she ever learn if it's existence.

3751213 Or, y'know, Option Do give Natalie the power.
~Natz

3752760 ... Now preparing contingencies for the day you finally turn on us. Cuz, y'know there's an 80% chance of that happening.:ajbemused::rainbowlaugh:

3752845

the day you finally turn on us

Us as in Humanity, or Us as in our little Conquerers Club?
~Natz

3752854 The club. Humanity already turned on itself, it's the Consortium I'm worried about.:rainbowlaugh:

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