Bioshock Log 004 - And So It Begins

>fire
>byotiful fire
>fire and wrenches
>my life is complete
>oh
>wait
>I can fucking hack these turrets?
>oh my goooood
>[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
>i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
>that
>and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
>but anyways
>with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
>become
>interNATZional waters
>it begins, my bretheren
>and Cielle
>so
>in order to continue my glorious conquest
>i must hack literally everything i can
>that means you, creepy vendor clown
>WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>its been hours
>LITERAL
>FUCKING
>HOURS
>but now, i finally get that 5% discount
>hell yes
>wait
>oh god
>I HAVE TO DO THAT
>TO EVERY SINGLE CIRCUS VENDOR?
>WHY
>WHY HAS TLALOC FORSAKEN MEEEEEEE

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My conquest shall not be impaired!
Spread the word!
INTERNATZIONAL WATERS!
~Natz

Comments

[Professor Tacitus]

Damn clowns

[There At The Close]

3751125

Damn Clowns

You have no idea, man.
~Natz

[Nova Arc]

And thus it begins, the conquest of the planet. I should totally create a consortium of conspiring world dominators... does that sound so crazy?

3751125 Clowns... why is it always clowns?

[Professor Tacitus]

3751138 hehe, yeah...crazy.

Hey, when is the next meeting of the League of World Dominators?

Quiet you fool!

[There At The Close]

3751138 We shall stand at the helm of this new regime.

3751145 You too, if you want.
~Natz

[Nova Arc]

3751152 I shall begin establishing a base of operations at once.

[Professor Tacitus]

3751152

3751210 I shall gather my minions!

[There At The Close]

3751210 I suggest we build an adequately sized boat.

3751454 Gather them quickly, my friend.
~Natz

[Professor Tacitus]

3752758 I have a dinghy

[There At The Close]

3752763

adequately sized boat

There are three of us.
This will do nicely.
~Natz

[Nova Arc]

3752758 Don't worry. I have a dreadnought I've been preparing just for this occasion. Is it weird that I've been planning a secret society of world conquerers for a few years now?

[There At The Close]

3752842 Not at all.

The I.B.S. Dingbat will be repurposed for... something.

What is the I.B.S. Dreadful stocked with?
~Natz

[Nova Arc]

3752853 Sweet. Well, since the Dingbat will be used for... something... the Dreadful will be out warship. All who defy our power will feel the wrath of our Heaven Particle Ballistic Plasma Cannon. ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE THE CONSORTIUM!!!