• Member Since 4th Feb, 2014
  • offline last seen April 10th

There At The Close


I have been all I could be. I think it has been enough.

More Blog Posts348

  • 283 weeks
    Three Double-Zero!

    Wow. Three Hundred blogs.

    I feel like some sort of celebration is in order...

    No, not a celebration. A promise.

    I will have a new story out by next week.

    No shit, guys. I'm doing this. To quote a certain shitty comic:

    WHERE DOING THIS MAN
    WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

    Read More

    3 comments · 107 views
  • 283 weeks
    Wishy Watches: RWBY and Akame ga Kill

    RWBY

    Happy singles awareness day, Jaune. :)

    Well, shit. I guess that whatever 'It' is, it's fallen now. I'm gonna be blunt here- Pyrrha shouldn't have died. Not after saying goodbye to Jaune like that. Poor bastard probably feels like the crappiest level of crap- well, everyone seems to feel that way.

    Read More

    4 comments · 321 views
  • 283 weeks
    Bio-Break

    *surfaces from the water and crawls onto lifeboat*

    I'VE DONE IT!

    I'M FREE FROM RAPTURE!

    Nah, not really. At most, I have three minutes.

    Anywho, just a lil' reminder that I actually am updating that Bio thingy on my page, so if you ever give two shits about what a crazed teenage nerd does in her spare time, check it out.

    Also, V-Day will finally not be a Me-Day.

    Thanks, Cielle.

    Read More

    1 comments · 134 views
  • 284 weeks
    Bioshock Log 004 - And So It Begins

    >fire
    >byotiful fire
    >fire and wrenches
    >my life is complete
    >oh
    >wait
    >I can fucking hack these turrets?
    >oh my goooood
    >[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
    >i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
    >that
    >and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
    >but anyways
    >with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
    >become

    Read More

    13 comments · 129 views
  • 284 weeks
    Bioshock Log 003 - Fwee-Fwee

    >alrighty
    >i must scavenge this
    >uh
    >medical district
    >for a source of fire
    >and by that i mean drugs
    >fire drugs
    >drugs that let me expel fire
    >basically wizard powers
    >wait
    >how did i not realize
    >all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punchâ„¢ had ammo
    >holy fucking shit i have ammo
    >ammo
    >and a wrench
    >and now a machine gun
    >oh man
    >it's heaven
    >anyways
    >hm

    Read More

    10 comments · 141 views
Feb
13th
2016

Bioshock Log 004 - And So It Begins · 5:22am Feb 13th, 2016

>fire
>byotiful fire
>fire and wrenches
>my life is complete
>oh
>wait
>I can fucking hack these turrets?
>oh my goooood
>[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
>i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
>that
>and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
>but anyways
>with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
>become
>interNATZional waters
>it begins, my bretheren
>and Cielle
>so
>in order to continue my glorious conquest
>i must hack literally everything i can
>that means you, creepy vendor clown
>WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>its been hours
>LITERAL
>FUCKING
>HOURS
>but now, i finally get that 5% discount
>hell yes
>wait
>oh god
>I HAVE TO DO THAT
>TO EVERY SINGLE CIRCUS VENDOR?
>WHY
>WHY HAS TLALOC FORSAKEN MEEEEEEE


My conquest shall not be impaired!
Spread the word!
INTERNATZIONAL WATERS!
~Natz

Comments ( 13 )

3751125

Damn Clowns

You have no idea, man.
~Natz

And thus it begins, the conquest of the planet. I should totally create a consortium of conspiring world dominators... does that sound so crazy?:pinkiecrazy:

3751125 Clowns... why is it always clowns?:facehoof::rainbowlaugh:

3751138 hehe, yeah...crazy.

Hey, when is the next meeting of the League of World Dominators?

Quiet you fool!

3751138 We shall stand at the helm of this new regime.


3751145 You too, if you want.
~Natz

3751152 I shall begin establishing a base of operations at once.:pinkiecrazy:

3751210 I suggest we build an adequately sized boat.

3751454 Gather them quickly, my friend.
~Natz

3752763

adequately sized boat

There are three of us.
This will do nicely.
~Natz

3752758 Don't worry. I have a dreadnought I've been preparing just for this occasion.:pinkiecrazy: Is it weird that I've been planning a secret society of world conquerers for a few years now?:twilightsheepish:

3752842 Not at all.

The I.B.S. Dingbat will be repurposed for... something.

What is the I.B.S. Dreadful stocked with?
~Natz

3752853 Sweet. Well, since the Dingbat will be used for... something... the Dreadful will be out warship. All who defy our power will feel the wrath of our Heaven Particle Ballistic Plasma Cannon.:pinkiecrazy: ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE THE CONSORTIUM!!!:flutterrage:

Login or register to comment