Well, I'm a clopper with nothing to give except maybe future stories. Who knows? Well, stay tuned for whatever shit I have to hand to you. Stay classy, humanity!
I write mostly serious adventure stories and maybe a random feelsy fic now and again. Interested in dark stuff more than anything.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.