There is not much to me except what you will find in my stories.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.