A brave breezie warrior tells his son the reason for his epic quest through a dangerous foreign land. It doesn't go quite how he expected it to.

Apologies to Abion47 for the vector used in the cover art. It was too awesome not to use.

The ups and downs of pet ownership! The trials and tribulations of semi-competent royal assistants! Giant pumpkins, and the inadvertent weaponisation thereof! The creeping horrors of Princessball! All this and more, with a healthy dose of sisterly one-up-mareship!

Expect various odds and ends from the very strange place at the heart of the very strange world of Equestria.

Aside from the occasional multi-parter, each chapter will be a separate story loosely connected to the others and very loosely connected to ongoing official canon.

If you dare to know what two ambiguously immortal god-princesses do with their spare time, read on, brave reader, read on!

[With apologies to alextooth for the cover art. Rated Teen just in case my odd sense of humour dips a bit too far into the racy.]