Like I said in this video's comments section, I'd rather date my toy box.

Such as "If you've never learned how to even kiss a girl/guy right, don't write love stories."

If your fan fiction is on this kind of (low) level, take a writing class. Or ten.

Man, it's a shame that Arnold Shwarzenoogie has had to do voice work for cruddy anime just to make ends meet.

Low down dirty shame.

Some of you may be wondering how my house search is going. Well, I'll tell you that in a minute, but something else is bugging me that I want to kvetch comment on.

There was a nifty little comic book store in my town. It went from a big store in the mall to a little store in the lake front shopping district to a slightly larger store down the road. They had been in business for ten years. I found a few neat comic collections and discovered a few new writers.

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EI Dream Of Dashie (But I Wish I Didn't)

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy

Moondancer is getting mercilessly spammed by advertising in her dreams. Can she prevail against sleep-disrupting sales ponies?

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Yeah, it's been a while since I've written anything, but my house-searching taking a lot longer than I thought. With all the stress I'm getting from this particular venture, I needed to blow off steam by writing this silly story. Enjoy!

Yes, my favorite holiday (after Halloween) is here once again! So unlock your Bad Dragon Toy Box, crack open your bottle of Shibari fluid and give yourself some sweet loving. The last lyric of this song sums up the holiday nicely.

Be good to yourselves, folks. Again and again and again and again........

Am I the only one who thinks of the Flying Monkeys theme from "Wizard of Oz" when I see mice zipping around in near-zero-G?

So here's a nifty video about monsters.

The government housing program that I'm struggling with is becoming about as useful as a chocolate teapot. It wouldn't be so bad if the program provided housing coverage in a nearby county, where a nice house that I want resides, but it only works in my county.

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At least I'm keeping busy with something creative, eh? More to come.

(snap snap)

In other news, I got a notice from my land lord saying that I own him fifty bucks late fee for a check that hasn't been written yet. I'm still paying rent, so he can't toss my booty out. (I'm still waiting for that government housing program to get it's act in gear, however.)

There's more bone pone silliness to come, folks.

(snap snap)