.....oh, wait. No, they don't.

Well, I just got the creamy filling scared out of me about an hour ago. An FBI pop-up that stopped me cold on my way to Google told me that I was in violation of numerous charges like child porn and illegal MP3 downloads. I had to fork over a week's pay in two days to get my online access reactivated.

I thought "Sweet mother of Bob in a taxi-cab, how did they find out about the (several) hundred pix of numerous stages of arousal?"

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Well, since a handful of people are reading my blogs, I'd figure I'll crank out another one. After that, I'll get offline and work on the last chapter
of Equus Mortis. Yes, folks, that promise of delivering a new chapter every Monday still stands. Since more people are watching me than last week, that encourages me to keep on with my writing. Thanks to everyone who reads my stuff.

Anyhoo, to the list.

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I've been working on Equus Mortis for about a month now. It all started with my brain being weird. (As always.) One minute I'm standing around at my job, doing nothing while looking busy. Then a little voice said, "Hey, what would the cutie mark of a mortician be?"

I gotta admit, I was stumped for an answer. I replied (inwardly, natch) that I suppose it would be a pony skull. That's literally how this multi-part story (all mapped out, by the way) got started.

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Well, I'm bored. So there's only one thing left to do.

Clop-fic fap...er...blog.

On this blog post, I want to talk about the most infamous pony-dreadful tale this fandom has ever known. Some call it badfic. Others joined this fandom because of it. Some claim it to be worthless. Others say it's super-fab. Yes, folks, I'm talking out.....

Equestria girls.

(Bad Buzzer noise.)

Cupcakes.

(Ding)

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Okay. First things first. One hundred views of my first story. Nine likes, one dislike. Hmm. Okay. Good start.
For every one good story idea that goes out the door, there are ten others that don't quite pass muster. This one I offer as (possible) inspiration for all of you Pinkamena fans looking for cartoon ideas (or a cheap laugh).

In the world of humans, a fellow named Bart Jansen made the "Orvillecopter", which was an RC copter built into his dead pet cat, Orville.

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