If so, give them a cake and keep them close by, for my landlord is losing his flargin' mind.
I came home today to find an eviction notice on my door that claims that I did not make a rent payment in March. Well, a quick examination of my bank account revealed this to be a lie. I printed out the rent check printings from the bank site and I'm waiting for this ding-dong to arrive and kindly explain why he would use such a puerile lie to chuck my booty out.

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Here's the latest scoop on my house-search and what's going to happen.

Since i'm in a lower-tax bracket (read: I'm not flat busted, but I can't dine at Red Robin all the time, either) I've had to apply to a local government housing finance program in order to get out of this roach motel I'm currently stuck in. In the next few days, the program rep that I'm dealing with will have all the legal documents she needs to get me a house in...how many days?
"Uhmmm, twenty days?"

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Small update; I'm still house-searching, but a few of my room mate's friends said they'll help any way they can. I've had to leave so many people behind over the years, but at least I still have a few allies in my life.

Oh, nothing much. I'm just trying to get out of this roach motel I call my rental home.
In other words, I'm trying to buy a house. Next week, I'll be working with a financial assistance program lender to help me out with a loan as I am in a low income bracket.
I have a few factors on my side. My credit score is in the mid 700s, which is better than 45% of the U.S. population's.

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Honestly, this is my favorite way of seeing Star Wars.

🎶Yeah, I like waffles!🎶
🎵Do you like cat-boobs?🎵
🎶Yeah, I like....wait, what?

Can't wait to get a mouthful!👿

Which is located in this video.

Well, it's still the month of lurv, so here's more furry lovin'. (No lewdness, don't worry.)

Don't anypony freak out. This is just a music video with the game logo. For those of you who don't know, this is a piece from an online furry dating game with erotic (if you choose the NSFW version to download) endings.
"Well, DUHH! If you couldn't take your date to Poundtown in the fourth chapter, this game would be called 'Hickey Party'! Sheesh!"

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...but Mall security threw me out. Guess I shouldn't have tried to get to third base in the food court.

Enjoy this silly love song.

Trust me, this video is not as depressing as the title suggests.

As a creative person, the insights this video provides make perfect sense to me.

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