Think upon the summer rose, dainty as a twilight growing. Its claret silk and fragrant dress make light of all the thorns they’re showing. One prick and who beholds the beauty knows it as a monstrous beast. An instant roving through the senses. A heavy toll on love once pieced. Such a simple feat of virtue, this damsel asks from stoic knight. Glove like mail and steady hoof is all it takes to set things right. What a pity. What a fad. That this can’t work on a rose gone bad.
Rarity is severely out of practice when it comes to dating so she turns one of her old dress horses into a dating dummy. A life size puppet resembling the great Hoofio Canzoni. She forces Spike and the Cutie Mark Crusaders to be her date for the evening, that means dinner, sparkling cider, dancing under the stars and a sweet kiss on the cheek when it's over. Nothing could be simpler.....right?
By the way, unlike the description this story is not written in rhyme.
Cover Art Originally By Lazcreations
http://lazcreations.deviantart.com/art/Crazy-Rarity-392453129
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