I'm a Russian boy.

Hello, my name is Waterspark, I'm a batpony. I like to read a lot of books, too many to count. My Alt Account: EndOfStars

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Oh go punch a duck.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"

I sometimes write horse stuff.

Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH

I am me. Nothing more, nothing less.

I'm that one kid that made the infamous fanfic and gets called an asshole because other people are hypocrites.