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Boxe doth Write like a Boar doth Pisse, viz. in Jirkes.

Jun
23rd
2023

Just a derivative work of a derivative work · 3:51am Jun 23rd, 2023

Following my cursing Friendship One, I somehow managed to crack [sic] out this first draft of potential idiocy:

To say CMDR Flood was at a loss was... well probably an overstatement, given the losses she would be at later on in life. Actually, when you thought about it, she was indeed at a loss, just not as big as the losses looming in her future.

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Oct
18th
2022

EP Release (3 months late) · 1:50am Oct 18th, 2022

Presenting The Body to Soul EP!

Six tracks of amateurish noises ranging from chill stuff to dancy stuff. Have something resembling fun.

Feb
18th
2022

A Pox Upon Friendship One! · 1:10am Feb 18th, 2022

Pretty much before the inevitable conclusion of BRBrony9's tragic science fiction story Friendship One, I was already getting the mad idea to start a more upbeat version, this one involving the arrival of the Lakon Diamondback Explorer Stay Back! I Have Lurgi!. Something to do with that commander having the misfortune to witness that star's collapse at far too

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Sep
8th
2020

Attempting to write clop - do not disturb · 1:45am Sep 8th, 2020

Don't you hate dumb ideas that won't go away?

Another one I have is a sort of drum and bass thing based around this Scottish imgur post.

I think my brain is trying to distract me from the fact Dad's in hospital again.

Oct
10th
2018

Today is a very important day. · 1:54am Oct 10th, 2018

This day, we salute the wrongest anon that ever wronged anonymously on the internet.

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Sep
25th
2018

Box makes strange house noises · 2:45am Sep 25th, 2018

So I finally got this thing right on the third try.

Knock Me Your Lobes (Official Release Mix)

I intend to make more of this sort of crap.

Only you can stop me.

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Nov
12th
2016

Of ponies, book crossovers and worrisome cultural stereotypes · 9:32pm Nov 12th, 2016

I have a Scrivener project called Daring Do and the Seven-Starred Jewel. The underlying conceit is that it combines an (attempted) murder with Daring recalling her earliest days as an archaeologist, and what exactly drew out her cutie mark.

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Oct
17th
2015

A crossover idea for you · 2:17am Oct 17th, 2015

Twilight Sparkle went to the Equestrian version of St. Trinian's.

And probably some, if not all, of the other Element bearers.

Now, I'm thinking the original St T's, as drawn by Ronald Searle. A typical scene:

Semper debeatis percutis ictu primo, and all that.

Jul
19th
2015

Returning to the Mojave · 12:26am Jul 19th, 2015

Ra'jirra's adventures are finally over. Done and dusted. After four years of misguided enthusiasm, increasing ennui, poor plotting, existential nausea, and an overwhelming sense of obligation to hundreds of fanfiction.net readers who only care about Harry bucking Potter fics, my days of chronicling the Ra'jirraverse are done.

Which means my days of chronicling the misadventures of the Mane Six in the Mojave are going to be done probably next chapter, or maybe two.

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Jun
13th
2015

Almost Free to Return to the Mojave · 2:35am Jun 13th, 2015

I'm well aware that Friendship is Escape Velocity has stalled, this close to the end. There are two reasons.

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