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Dec
9th
2014

Quite possibly not dead · 11:21pm Dec 9th, 2014

OK, I know, moar Friendship is Escape Velocity. I'm working on it.

I'm also working more than full time hours, and on getting over what's either chronic or stress-aggravated depression. You see, until next week I'm working two jobs, one of which ends this Saturday. I'll have a full weekend for myself back, oh happiness joy and explosive rectal bleeding.

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Aug
8th
2014

Shetlander rewrite: Foci · 3:34am Aug 8th, 2014

I just responded to an email from a member of WRITE, who was interested in doing a review for Shetlander 1.0. I was tickled about that, and in responding to his innocent query about what I was going to change, I found myself undergoing a process of narrowing down what I'm going to change.

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Aug
5th
2014

Shetlander Rewrite: Names · 9:51am Aug 5th, 2014

One of the clangers that mars the original Shetlander is the terrible mess I made of Shetlander names.

For the rewrite, I'm going with two simple rules:
1. All Shetlanders have a personal name followed by their clan name.
2. All clan names are some cheezy pun based on the prefix 'Mac' and assorted Scottish stereotypes, cliches, corruptions of existing surnames, and symbols.

This should make it easier to read the names, as there won't be Google Gaelic.

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Jul
25th
2014

Sky Full of Stars, the PMV of the Earworm · 12:38am Jul 25th, 2014

So the Kiwi radio stations are playing Coldplay's Sky Full of Stars to death - which personally I might purchase as a single, it'd make a nice euphoric club tune - and my imagination grew hooves.

For some reason I'm seeing a video for it. It starts with a girl in a hospital bed - possibly the oncology ward. It's late, and she's nodding off, as the camera closes on her worn face, surrounded by her favourite cartoon franchise and a big deep blue plushie.

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Jul
23rd
2014

Ponies of Gor · 6:49am Jul 23rd, 2014

That's what my exposure to the Caribou Empire / Fall of Equestria alternate universe makes me think of.

That is all.

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Jul
10th
2014

Mojave · 2:05am Jul 10th, 2014

With regards to Friendship is Escape Velocity, I'm currently wading through the next chapter. It's not a good one. In fact, it's entirely possible that Haversack Joe might die.

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May
20th
2014

The next story, same as the older story · 7:11am May 20th, 2014

There's a chance that later on I'll port Friendship is Escape Velocity over here, but I'm in two minds about whether I should consider tightening up the story.

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Apr
27th
2014

Shetlander: The Afterword · 7:32pm Apr 27th, 2014

My very first blog post on this site was a grouse about how this... manuscript... needed a rewrite. Well, after about forty thousand not entirely well-chosen words - maybe I will. But I'm not starting today.

NaNoWriMo 2012 taught me that when it comes to the blazing fires of unquenchable creativity, I'm actually pretty quenchable. I had a vague idea, started in with the charge, burned out, and ended up in a place I had to struggle to get out of.

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Apr
18th
2014

The final chapter · 9:07am Apr 18th, 2014

Well, it's almost done. Over a year since I attempted NaNoWriMo in 2012, I'll finally finish this story in the next chapter.

I'll freely admit I've made mistakes. There's the whole Colthulhu Mythos business that finally culminated in Chekov's Abomination finally being summoned. (I'm sure you know the adage: The cosmic horror mentioned in Act I has to eat the cast in Act III.) I had only the vaguest notion of plot: just the following list.

* Scottish ponies

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Jan
22nd
2014

Of Fluffy Ponies and Headcanons · 4:31am Jan 22nd, 2014

TricornKing asked me what status fluffy ponies have in my story Shetlander, and I've been pondering about that.

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