WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK · 11:15am Mar 22nd, 2014
So... A while ago I got a Jury Summons in the mail for the Monday 24th of March at 9am (it is currently Sunday 12:10am on the 23rd as I'm typing this).
The thing that I always thought about when I saw a Jury Summons get mentioned on TV is "THose things aren't real, they're just an urban myth." Then what happens. I GET ONE IN THE FUCKING MAIL. A friend of mine got one too. They said it was boring as shit.