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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Mar
28th
2014

Please Read · 10:38pm Mar 28th, 2014

I put up a story recently intended to be funny.
Someone commented saying they didn't think it was that funny.
Sure, that's 100% fine. We don't all have the same kind of humour.

I told them that even if something I write, whatever the intention behind the story was meant to be, I can live a little better knowing I did good by someone, even if's someone I've never, nor will I ever, meet.

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Mar
27th
2014

Dear Followers · 9:07pm Mar 27th, 2014

Unfortunately I had to revoke the submission of my Far Cry: Equestria story. I bit off more than I could shew with writing it, and while the first few chapters turned out great it's dawning on me I went into the project half cocked. I had written notes and so on, but only brief ones. I apologise to all of you whom have read and enjoyed it, but I need to do more research and note taking to proper develop the story.

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Mar
26th
2014

Final chapter(s) of ATAT · 7:26am Mar 26th, 2014

So I got Act 4 of Affections Touching Across Time completed, I'm just waiting for it to get reviewed by my friend before I put it up.

In that time I thought I would get started working on Act 5, the finale of the story.

Hopefully this story delivers, I've been planning it for a while :D

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Mar
24th
2014

I just realised... · 9:45am Mar 24th, 2014

I just realised that in six years time in the year 2020 during the month of April, it will be 4/20 for an entire month.

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Mar
24th
2014

Food For Thought · 1:13am Mar 24th, 2014

Maybe...

Just maybe...

Maybe if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids are watching on tv and the games they play and paid more attention to what's going on their lives, don't you think the world will be a much better place?

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Mar
24th
2014

Twinkle Twinkle · 1:12am Mar 24th, 2014

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs you're not a door.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're in school not Jersey Shore.

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Mar
24th
2014

I love Pirates · 1:10am Mar 24th, 2014

Not the somali pirates, nor piracy, but the swashbuckling pirates from movies.

Why?
They had no concept of ableism.

Oh, you're missing a leg? Here's a wooden one.
You're missing a hand too? Here's a hook instead.
You're deaf? Go man the cannons you glorious bastard!

They got the job done and had fun while doing it too!

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Mar
23rd
2014

Finding The Right Words · 9:02am Mar 23rd, 2014

Just keep in mind that finding the right words to right is like taking a dump.

If you have to force it, it's not going to feel good.

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Mar
22nd
2014

No Hope For This Generation · 10:20pm Mar 22nd, 2014

First there was Planking.
Then Owling
Then Milking
Then the Harlem shake.

If the next big trend going around would be thinking, that would be great.

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Mar
22nd
2014

Fucking Hasbro · 11:47am Mar 22nd, 2014

So I got home from work and was browsing through my newsfeed when I saw a screencap from a youtube inbox.
The inbox of concerned belonged to JanAnimations, who produced videos such as Buttons Adventures, Let's Go and Meet The Bronies, and Pony Parody Don't Mine at Night.
The message in question was a Cease and Desist requesting that Jan remove all his pony related videos on copyrighted grounds.

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