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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Mar
24th
2014

I love Pirates · 1:10am Mar 24th, 2014

Not the somali pirates, nor piracy, but the swashbuckling pirates from movies.

Why?
They had no concept of ableism.

Oh, you're missing a leg? Here's a wooden one.
You're missing a hand too? Here's a hook instead.
You're deaf? Go man the cannons you glorious bastard!

They got the job done and had fun while doing it too!

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Mar
23rd
2014

Finding The Right Words · 9:02am Mar 23rd, 2014

Just keep in mind that finding the right words to right is like taking a dump.

If you have to force it, it's not going to feel good.

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Mar
22nd
2014

No Hope For This Generation · 10:20pm Mar 22nd, 2014

First there was Planking.
Then Owling
Then Milking
Then the Harlem shake.

If the next big trend going around would be thinking, that would be great.

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Mar
22nd
2014

Fucking Hasbro · 11:47am Mar 22nd, 2014

So I got home from work and was browsing through my newsfeed when I saw a screencap from a youtube inbox.
The inbox of concerned belonged to JanAnimations, who produced videos such as Buttons Adventures, Let's Go and Meet The Bronies, and Pony Parody Don't Mine at Night.
The message in question was a Cease and Desist requesting that Jan remove all his pony related videos on copyrighted grounds.

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Mar
22nd
2014

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK · 11:15am Mar 22nd, 2014

So... A while ago I got a Jury Summons in the mail for the Monday 24th of March at 9am (it is currently Sunday 12:10am on the 23rd as I'm typing this).

The thing that I always thought about when I saw a Jury Summons get mentioned on TV is "THose things aren't real, they're just an urban myth." Then what happens. I GET ONE IN THE FUCKING MAIL. A friend of mine got one too. They said it was boring as shit.

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Mar
18th
2014

Much to my surprise. · 8:47am Mar 18th, 2014

When I first started writing The Shadow Within, I started it with an intended direction and just wrote the chapters on a wheekly whim, just doing whatever came to mind.

Over the six weeks writing that story went on, I found myself lacking ideas to include and ultimately the direction I was taking went awry. So I thought about it, and decided to wrap it up because it was just going nowhere fast.

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Mar
16th
2014

Missing sentence. · 11:38pm Mar 16th, 2014

In the latest story I put up, Affections Touching Across Time, I accidentally left out a sentence that was crucial. It forshadowed an event to come.

Anyway, sorry to those of you whom already read it. Just have a read of it again to pick back up on it.

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Mar
16th
2014

Feedback on newest story · 2:26am Mar 16th, 2014

So after I put up the new story my notifications had a seizure.

I had over a dozen favourites, and got another couple followers :D

I'm glad the story has been well recieved thus far. And would you believe that someone disliked the story!? Why is there even a dislike button to begin with?

Oh well :3

Thanks alot you guys :D

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Mar
15th
2014

50th Follower · 8:25pm Mar 15th, 2014

Overnight I got the 50th follower I was wanting :D!

I'll submit the story I told you about in my previous blog post today. I hope you guys like it, but I don't know if/when I'll be able to update it any time soon because I got my Far Cry: Equestria to focus on.

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Mar
15th
2014

Another Story!! · 7:17am Mar 15th, 2014

I've got a story I've been working on behind the scenes.

The first chapter is complete with 4200 words but I haven't put much effort into the second, I'm only 1300 words in. If someone is kind enough to share my material around so I get to anywhere over 50 followers, I'll publish the story for you guys.

It would really mean a lot if you did <3

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