You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

I write Hopepunk stories (the opposite of grimdark), the world has felt too dark, too cynical, too jaded. Time to bring some light and hope into this world and make it all seem less bleak

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.